For the first time, I'm watching tonight's game live. Which means I'll also be seeing commercials for the first time, so I hope NESN has a funny one in the queue.

Dave Robertson in to pitch. Two Yankee pitchers, two "Ooh, he's cute" declarations from the Embassy wife. She'll be in trouble for this one. Not by me. I don't care. But by a friend of a friend of hers, who is actually married to him. You know how catty women can be.