3:31: Jon Albaladejo is back in to pitch for the second time. Kay had him in the game in the third, when it was actually Brian Bruney. Whatever. So Kay's not in midseason form either. He doesn't make these mistakes too often. Notice I didn't say "these kind" of mistakes. Writers do that all the time. "These kind." Amazing.

My laptop is now a knee-top. The cat was tired of watching me fry my sperm with the heat from the computer. Now he wants a crack at it. It is not easy typing like this. I want a raise.