2:02: Coke on for his second inning. They're showing the crowd on camera. Sunny and 70 in Tampa, and some kid is sitting outside eating ice cream. What the hell am I doing in effing Boston?

The kid is wearing a Yankee hat and a Rays shirt. His father should be suspended. Suspended from what? I don't know. But he should be suspended for at least a week for that. Unless you're Brady Quinn's sister, you shouldn't be pulling that crap.